sashayed:

by the way, i did a Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred the other day and it was 20 minutes long and i did it 57 hours ago and everything still fuckin hurts and doesn’t work. creaking out of my office chair, yowling softly, like an arthritic dog. i’m supposed to do it again today but WHY.

Can’t reblog this enough

sashayed:

if that anon never messages me again i’m never gonna be able to show them this short story i wrote about them, and that would be a real waste of some incredible prosetry

cokirk:

ONE EDIT PER EPISODE

12: The Conscience of the King

This scene makes no sense unless Bones is drunk

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sashayed:

This really works, though.

Oh my god I thought I was the only one who did this

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

Recently in the house:
"…maybe we could have some mashed potatoes tonight."
"Oh I didn’t buy any in the shop."
"It’s like you just up and forgot everything about who you’re married to."
:(

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Best TFLN so far

Best TFLN so far

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jeremykaye:

Day to day life for left-handers.
Oh hey! This is strip 200! Put on your digital party hats everyone!
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FAO my super special snowflake wife

jeremykaye:

Day to day life for left-handers.

Oh hey! This is strip 200! Put on your digital party hats everyone!

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FAO my super special snowflake wife

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*sigh*

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